100th Subscriber Special

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Here at Rat Report we’ve hit a very special milestone: 100 subscribers! Our lucky hundredth subscriber is somebody named Steven who signed up on May 16th.

In honor of this milestone, Steven (or anyone else who comments a good idea) gets to pick what Rat Report writes about next. Honestly the best idea wins, and being Steven provides no added advantage.

Steven couldn’t have subscribed at a better time; churning out terrible content and vulgar imagery every week is exhausting.

The author on the metaphorical weekly content production rat wheel

My team and I aren’t scared of anything, so let us know what to investigate next.