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May 11, 2023Liked by Jake

Rat #2 for a nice rug 🀣

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Rat 2 for sure. More of an abstract smear than a rat but ita beauty through and through for sure uh huh!

Also we should have a Super Texas challenge 😎

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It’s a Jackson Pollock of a rat smear!

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My vote is with rat #1. Nearly pristine road kill! Probably run over by a bike which adds to its value!

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Yes, running over by bike (or pedestrian!) is said to increase its value by 15-20%

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What an amazing restaurant adventure! Thank you for going!

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Your table-side Dallas BBQ picture is pure gold.

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Calling up work because I’ve been in the hospital for three days after a meal at Dallas BBQ

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The smart companies have a special health insurance policy just for victims of Dallas BBQ

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I wonder if Dallas BBQ could cater an upcoming wedding? Asking for a friend

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Rat 1 all the way

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