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An in-depth investigation of defecation!?! You've outdone yourself here. I was really trying to block that whole experience from my memory, but I think you did the whole experience justice in this feces piece(s).

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Sorry to remind you but the world needs to know our story!

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The rat is quite something. I used to be able to walk to work and almost every day I would see a decapitated, crushed, or otherwise mangled pigeon. I began to wonder if I should take them as a sign or warning. Then the pandemic happened. Likely unconnected, but it makes you think.

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Who knows! I have yet to see a decapitated pigeon but look forward to the day that I do.

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I once saw a woman stop in the middle of the crosswalk and shovel a flattened pigeon into a brown paper bag and take it with her.

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You’ll have to ask for her recipe if you ever see her again!

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Love waking up to a notification that there's a new rat report

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Rat Report loves waking up to you 😉

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