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Braving the World's Shittiest Mall for Dumplings
Jan 22 • Jake

October 2025

New York vs. Burning Man )'(
Who thought this was a good idea
Oct 16, 2025 • Jake

June 2025

Surprise Scoop
It might taste like shit!
Jun 12, 2025 • Jake

February 2025

Square Garbage, Round Hole
Featuring New DSNY Mascots
Feb 27, 2025 • Jake

December 2024

Reverend Billy
And the Stop Shopping Choir
Dec 10, 2024 • Jake

July 2024

New York's Trash Revolution
And the rise of *🤖~containerization~🤖*
Jul 18, 2024 • Jake

June 2024

The NYC Portal 🌀
Why is this a thing?
Jun 20, 2024 • Jake

May 2024

Rice to Riches
Blowing the lid off of organized crime and off of a container of shit pudding
May 23, 2024 • Jake
Terrible Little Flyers
And the people who hang them up
May 16, 2024 • Jake

November 2023

Taxidermy Drag Show
And the resurrection of Baboon Jesus
Nov 9, 2023 • Jake

October 2023

Dog Diarrhea Smears
The street art of New York City
Oct 26, 2023 • Jake
Haunted Stores of New York City
(One of them is a Staples 😖)
Oct 19, 2023 • Jake
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